UNCLE VINNY’S USA SCOUTING REPORT
An Honest Review of the USA
Excerpt:
Oregonians, huh? These people are like the hipster kings of the Pacific Northwest. You ever meet one of these guys? They don’t just drink coffee—they’re brewing kombucha in their backyard. And not just in a pot or something normal. No, no, they got a yurt back there. A yurt! I’m like, what happened to a normal patio? I’m just trying to relax outside, and these guys are setting up a whole ecosystem. You know you’re in Oregon when you see yurts and fermented tea. That’s their vibe. Eco-friendly, off the grid, and a little too proud of it.
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