UNCLE VINNY’S USA SCOUTING REPORT
An Honest Review of the USA

Excerpt:
But for the longest time, even the people living there couldn’t agree on how to say "Arkansas." Seriously, they were split on the pronunciation until they passed a law in 1881 saying you have to say it like "AR-kan-saw." How do you get a state where people can’t even say its name right? That’s a first.

"A blunt, confrontational and brutally honest romp through the USA"
"Uncle Vinny's humorous views feel like a smart, angry friend ranting about America over a glass of wine"
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“Uncle Vinny's perspective is always right on the money. He calls it like he sees it, and gives a great overview at the same time. Uncle Vinny leaves
you wanting to find out more about the next state he summarizes, super helpful. Pleasantly informative as well as entertaining!" ~ Katie
Barbarossa, Tennesee
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“Actually quite insightful and chock-full of the best and worst each state has to offer. Uncle Vinny’s voice is now stuck in my head like an earworm.”
~ Kevin Culcasi, California
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“Uncle Vinny lays it all out: the good, the bad, and the absolute dumpster fire. It’s hilarious, it’s brutally honest, and even if you’ve got zero plans to leave your couch, you’ll flip through the pages like you're on a mission. It's like having your loud uncle yelling state facts at you while you’re driving cross-country. I wouldn’t even think about traveling without it."
~ T.L. Hughes author of Parts Unknown, California